Machine Elves Sweatshirt Size:M We are sending people to

We are sending people to foreign concentration camps run by actual dictators for legal violations that carry the same weight as a speeding ticket

We aren't going to say anything specific about any specific place here

It's like listening to someone describe their dreams

Fun fact: You can put as much ketchup and mustard as you want all over this shirt and you won't violate our return policy

Maybe that's too direct for you though and you'd rather go with a subtle wink and a nod

Machine Elves Sweatshirt Size:M We are sending people toI mean, who knows what those guys are really wearing. It's a pretty tough style to replicate nonetheless. The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean cut style. Meanwhile, the double needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top tier durability. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear away label. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.